The F-Shaped Whole of Swears

1. the dream of a bedwetter.

   1. figure 1: the jockstrap of death

      1. snarl, what’s a tangle? ouch

   2. the mania of wealth is preservation

   3. figure 2: abrasive caffine whiskers

   4. thinking: kiss me, please don’t kiss me

   5. addendum (waking): Fat pants for Maria, Fat pants for Maria!

2. The figure of one, a bonaman

   1. I phoenix the birds. oh, burn!

   2. what’s the only argument for the same result?

   3. dear Sorry I’m blanking

3. I once went to prom with a Bill named Tom

   1. was like a Latin Zorro

   2. said: fare thee asshole to the cafe spiders

   3. said: pitting the ice, silver toe?

   4. he wrote at my feet so I could read off my shoes.

   5. just say “Plumbago”

   6. now think carefully, is parking lots for parking lots?

4. Till the -oom and -oom find gl- and d-

   1. sama the goly host

   2. Greek, Greek, and more Greek

   3. her mouth was the f-shaped hole of swears

   4. say hello to my slobbering heart

   5. Canchya

      1. conchya

      2. wontchya

      3. dontchya

   6. No, I just said cantchya

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